What's going to be the next "spider monkey"?

Examiner.com Put together a fun (yet silly at times- Come on, is "Bella!" really a quote?) list of quotes that have accumulated from all the fabulous trailers thus far. Which ones do you guys think will be the next "spider monkey"?

A rundown of 'The Twilight Saga: New Moon' quotes known so far
October 20, 4:35 PMTwilight ExaminerAmanda Bell

In case you haven't noticed, The Twilight Saga: New Moon has had three official trailers, a film clip release, posters, products, and a snazzy and informative website. All of those things, by the way, are chock full of quotes from the film.

So, to be succinct and provide with a comprehensive source of those quotes, here's a thorough and full list of most of the quotes that are known (through these avenues) from the film, organized by their source.

The first teaser from The Twilight Saga: New Moon
The first teaser for The Twilight Saga: New Moon debuted at this year's MTV Movie Awards (where the Twilight crew scored an impressive set of awards). Watch it

here.
“It’s my birthday. Can I ask for something? Kiss me.” Bella
“I love you.” Bella (This one gets a suspicious Is this really quote worth? look from GiddyGirl)
“You’re my only reason to stay alive, if that’s what I am.” Edward
“It’s time, it’s time.” Alice
“Happy birthday, Bella.” Esme
“Let’s open your presents. There’s a cake, too.” Alice
“Alice, that cake could feed fifty. You guys don’t even eat.” Bella
“Papercut.” Bella (Definitely quotable!)
“What happened with Jasper was nothing.” Bella
“Nothing compared to what could’ve happened. I promise never to put you through anything like this ever again. This is the last time you will ever see me.” Edward
“How much could you mean to him if he left you here unprotected? ... but I can’t help myself. You are so mouthwatering.” Laurent (I so want a "Mouthwatering" T-shirt)

“Jake, run!” Bella

"Meet Jacob Black"
The "Meet Jacob Black" trailer debuted during the previews for Summit Entertainment's Bandslam. It was previewed before its release with a fourteen second teaser clip, and it was finally released in full the following Monday. Watch it

here.
“Have you ever had a secret you couldn’t tell anyone?” Jacob (Quotable delicious)
“I know what he did to you, and Bella I won’t ever hurt you. I promise.” Jacob
“You’re sorta beautiful.” Bella
“Be careful those things are actually really heavy, so...” Bella
“Hit the brake!” Jacob
“What did you do to him?” Bella
“Easy...” Sam
“Don’t get me upset.” Jacob (OMJ! My fav!)

The first full trailer for The Twilight Saga: New Moon
The first full trailer for The Twilight Saga: New Moon was presented by Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner at the MTV Video Music Awards. Watch it here.
“The Volturi are the closest thing my world has to royalty. They enforce the law.” Edward
“Vampires have laws?” Bella
“You’re a human who knows entirely too much about us. They could kill us all.” Alice
“You just don’t belong in my world Bella.” Edward
“I belong with you.” Bella
“This is the last time you’ll ever see me, please just promise me you won’t do anything reckless.” Edward
“It’s like a huge hole has been punched through my chest.” Bella
“I know what he did to you, but Bella I would never ever do that.” Jacob
“There’s only one way I know to see him.” Bella
“So, you’re an adrenaline junkie now?” Jessica
“What the hell were you thinking?" Jacob
“Bella it’s Edward he thinks your dead ... He’s going to Volturi, he wants to die too.” Alice
“He left you Bella. He didn’t want you anymore”-Jacob
“I have to go.” Bella
“He’s going to make a scene. The Volturi will kill him if he reveals himself in the sunlight.” Alice
“No Edward don’t!” Bella
“I’m scared.” Bella
“This may hurt just a little.” Jane (O yea! Team Jane anyone?)
“No please, please!” Bella

Comic-Con Clip #1
There were two clips shown at the 2009 San Diego Comic Con. One is of Bella and Jacob as she learns to use a motorcycle (and sees "hallucination Edward"), and the other is of Bella and Alice as she races through Volterra to stop Edward from making a deadly move. While they were never formally released, the clips did show up on YouTube and weren't taken down by an exercise of copyright claims, so you can see them here and here respectively.

There are a ton of skeptical Is this actually quotable looks on these two lists... It pretty much is just a script recap. Still some good ones though.
“Alright. Brake. Clutch. Good. Gas. Ready? Now, slowly release the clutch.” Jacob
“Whoa, what are you doing?” Jacob
“I’m gonna go again.” Bella
“How am I gonna stop?” Bella
“Bank it, just hit the brake!” Jacob
“What, are you trying to get yourself killed?” Jacob
“No forget it, no more bike.” Jacob
“Oh my god, I’m sorry.” Bella
“You’re apologizing for bleeding?” Jacob
“Yeah I guess I am.” Bella
“It’s just blood Bella, no big deal.” Jacob
“How hard did you hit your head?” Jacob

Comic-Con Clip #2
"Alice, you gotta hurry up ... Five minutes.” Bella
“Bella, breathe.” Alice
“Why are they wearing red?” Bella
“St. Marcus Day. The perfect setting, the Volturi will never let him reveal himself, he knows it.” Alice
“Alice!” Bella
“Bella, you’re the only one he can’t see coming, he’ll be under the clock tower. Go!” Alice
“Stop, stop no Edward don’t!” Bella

Website
The official webpage for The Twilight Saga: New Moon certainly has its own share of quote-related (and other) goodies. Included on the page are three separate New Moon locations - the Cullen House, the La Push Reservation, and the Volturi Estate. Included in each are mini-biographies for each character. In those biographies are character quotes that seem likely to appear in the film. Also, upon entry into the various homes, a character speaks a phrase.

“Jake’s right. You are good with weird.” Sam (I don't think Sam said that- least not in the book. I'm pretty sure it was Embry or Quil.)
“Well, the wolf’s out of the bag now.” Embry (LOL LOVE this one! Makes me happy that the pack are such a bunch of adolescent goofers. We need the comic relief in this chapter.)
“I’m sure the leech-lover is just dying to help us out!” Paul
“The chick runs with vampires.” Jared
“It never made sense for you to love me. I always knew that.” Bella
“I’m so sorry that I can’t be the right kind of monster for you, Bella.” Jacob (Ah, break my fragile little human heart.)
“I wish there had been someone there to vote no for me.” Rosalie
“I already think of you as part of the family.” Esme
“What choice have I? I cannot be without you, but I will not destroy your soul.” Edward
“Imagine the situation in reverse. If you believed you would be destroying Edward’s soul … Would you do it?” Carlisle
“How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto?” Alice (LOL I love you, Alice!)
“It’ll be a relief not to want to kill you.” Jasper
“The hell you will. I’m not missing another fight.” Emmett
“You already know what you’ll do, Aro.” Marcus
“We do not offer second chances.” Caius
“I love a happy ending. They are so rare.” Aro
“They send you out for one and you bring back two and a half. Such a clever girl.” Alec
“This may hurt just a little.” Jane"Every second that I"m with you it's about restraint,and you're too fragile." Edward
"Your gift will make for an intriguing immortal." Aro (So creeptastic!)

The first full film clip
The first full film clip from The Twilight Saga: New Moon was released for free download on iTunes

yesterday by Summit Entertainment, and it was also shown on Entertainment Tonight.
"What did you do? What did you do to him?" Bella
"Watch it, little girl." Paul
"He didn't want this." Bella
"What did we do? What did he do? What did he tell you?" Paul
"Both of you calm down." Sam
"Nothing. He tells me nothing because he's scared of you." Bella
"Paul, don't!" Sam
"Too late now." Jared
"Bella, get back! Paul, Paul .. get back now!" Sam
"Bella!" Jacob (So glaring at this one. I'm pretty sure unless you're yelling Edward! there's no reason to quote a screamed name.)

Well, there you have it. Which one's the next "Spider Monkey"? I'm liking "Don't Get Me Upset." Grr, Jake, grr. Team Confusion (aka Switzerland) here I come!

BC Out!