Damn Gossip Rags

Ok so I swore I was done for the day, but I need to sound off on the absurd relationship rumors about Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson. Catch a hint gossip rags- SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND. And Rob is not giving her ultimatums. Please how pathetic do you think he is?! (Just so we're clear he is zero pathetic) You people need to move on to a vaguely realistic story. And if it has to be TWI related try my clandestine affair with Jackson Rathbone :P Ours is a forbidden love...