Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Man-kinis!!

Ask and ye shall receive. Here's the bikini shopping vid :)


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Never make a bet w/Peter Facinelli

Haven't been online in a while (stupid move) and I can't think of a better way to come back. Behold the infamous Twitter Peter Facinelli vs Rob DeFranco bet bikini dance. (In case you're unaware, Peter bet Rob he could get 500,000 Twitter followers- Rob underestimated Team Carlisle and lost) Please feel free to watch over and over and over LOL I did ;)

PS Does anyone else really want to see the shopping trip to pick out that bikini???



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Friday, June 26, 2009

Silly Rob

Taking a much needed break from the move. (I've already cut my fingers/hand 3 times-Jasper may be attacking soon)

This vid is a bit old (from Cannes Film Fest) but it shows off Rob Pattinson's silliness which always cheers me up- thought you'd enjoy it too ;)

PS If anyone can explain why this boy makes me (and millions of other girls) swoon no matter what mundane thing he's talking about please share. I'd like to have a reason next time a non-believer asks LOL.

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Thursday, June 25, 2009

Stupid move >:{

Sorry for the lack of posts- I'm packing/moving :( Thanks to this stupid move I missed Farrah Fawcett's AND Michael Jackson's deaths! What a news day to be out of comission :/ They'll both be missed.

Can not wait for next week when I can get back to blogs, tweets, Myspace & writing- yknow girlie stuff.

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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Zombie trend

Vampires, what vampires? Zombies are the new hot undead thing. First Jane Austen, now the movies. Zombieland has a promising cast (Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, Abigail Breslin)- hope the movie proves the same.

But does anyone else see a trend generating in Jesse Eisenberg's career- Adventureland, Zombieland...hmm? I don't care I dig his shy guy thing ;)



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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Kiss my a%*!

So, Whitney Houston turned down a 2 ep role in Glee (the uber hyped TV series)... What the what?! Is she seriously getting better offers or are we all just that lucky?Meaning I'm positive she made a mistake passing for HER, but for US I'm sure we're better off.

She'd have been likely to scream "Kiss me ass!" or stumble around in one shoe (sorry to drudge up long surpressed memories of her and Bobby Brown's trainwreck of a reality show) in the middle of a scene and doom the cast to crack pipes and wasted talent. (seriously it's a shame- that woman can sing)

I don't know about you but this show might actually make it in the faux reality saturated TV line up- don't jinx it!!

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Hot Tits???

Lady Gaga is referring to herself as- wait for it- "Hot Tits" thanks to an onstage prop/bra designed by Helmut Newton that passes easier for a 4th of July spectacle than article of clothing.

I'm left a bit speechless... The picture pretty much says it all (sorry for the crotch shot involved- it's kinda her MO).

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The Hills: Revolving door

Evidently Audrina Patridge is the latest (ahem) actor profiting from the revolving door that is The Hills... Um do we not remember Whitney's The City debacle??

Although Audrina is significantly hotter than anyone else on The Hills I question whether or not she'll be able to stew up enuf MTV style drama with her Justin Bobby antics. And since Audrina didn't attend Laguna Beach HS (I don't think) none of those shmohawks will be around to stir up trouble...probably.

The producers- actors- writers (okay, no matter where I go with this I'm voiding the "reality" label of the show) will have their hands full w/this one. I know Chubbs will watch just to see her in the inevitable bikini or two per season. Guess there's hope for the show afterall.

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OM...J!!! New Moon book cover

Holy Holy Holy OM...J! Check out this possible new book cover for New Moon!! LOVE IT! Once again I find myself questioning whether I'm Team Edward or Team Jacob- who am I kidding everyone knows I'm Switzerland ;}

I need to see more promo shots. From the looks of it they are fabulous. November can not come soon enuf.

On a side note: EW posted an "Inappropriate Crushes" (I love that title- god love EW) blog about 17 yr. old Taylor Lautner questioning why we lust for his jailbate abs.

Personally, I love Tay (yes, we're on nickname basis- he calls me B) and I'm not ashamed to admit he's 10 yrs younger than me...wait am I?

He's just so cute and protective in a sweetly naive kinda way. At least I understand the draw he has (his beefy bod). I'm still at a loss as to why Rob Pattinson has me swaying...

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Another ALICE I love

Tim Burton's 3-D (that's right my friends I said 3-D) version of Alice in Wonderland, due out in spring 2010, will have viewers stumbling out of theaters all bad trip style fo sho.

I was physically incapable of not sharing Johnny Depp's Mad Hatter get up. He looks INSANE! Look at those eyes- scarier than any Cullen, nomad or Volturri I've ever seen...we'll see if that holds true in November (New Moon opens 11-21-09) though ;)

I love the Burton/Depp/Bonham Carter (below as the Red Queen) crack team. Can't wait for another whimsically dark adventure...did I mention this one's 3D?!!!?


PS Thanks for the heads up Chubbs- great dish!
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Why always hatin' on Megan Fox??

Megan Fox is now being acussed of "snubbing a fan" in London. The now infamous photo of a wistful boy offering a lone white rose to Fox is causing a ridiculous amount of ruckus online.

Once again I am reminded of how skeezy these paps are creating false personas for the Hollywood elite (in Megan Fox's case this false "bitchy" persona is generated by the jealous haters fo sho). I don't even want to think about the exorbinant amount of cash someone received for this misunderstanding caught on film.
Again I say BOO to the paps.

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Monday, June 22, 2009

Lovely Bones hits the big screen

One of my favorite books, Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold, is making its way to theaters via Lord of the Rings director Peter Jackson this winter.

Although I look forward to seeing Susie Salmon and her family- played by Saoirse Ronan (Atonement), Rachel Weisz, Susan Sarandon & Mark Walkberg to name a few- act out the tale that is devastatingly beautiful in it's twisted optimism I'm bummed my Oscar dream of Best Adapted Screenplay is now blown to the wind (thanks a bunch Jackson! Damn u and your hobits).

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Jared Leto in Phone Booth!?!?!

So, I own Phone Booth (via my obesession w/Colin Farrell) and Jared Leto is NOT in it. BUT I saw him in it on FX last night!!! OME!! How good is Jared looking?!?! Even puts Colin to shame. FX knows what they're doing. What a treat :)




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Posting comments

I had a few peeps say they couldn't post comments on the bloggy [Bummer:(] So, I checked it out ASAP. Don't want to miss out on all your witty banter!

Just click "Comments" under the post and type your comment in the box that pops up.

Then pick your account type from the "Comment As" pulldown menu (AOL users pick AIM). If you don't have an account with any of the listed providers just comment as "Anonymous" (anonymous users can type their name within the post to let me know who they r)


Okay, hope that clears it up. Can't wait to hear what you have to say ;}

PS Check out my old post called "Who else loves Contessa Brewer?" I just embeded the video- classic Donkey vs Elephant LOL

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Saturday, June 20, 2009

Comedy duo

Hilarious interview vid (all be it old) with Kristen and Rob last yr. when promoting TWI.

They remind me of well anyone who is forced to interview themselves- in French- via teleprompter. Plus there's a button involved that screams either "NO" or "YOW" not sure which (it's great). Hijinks ensue :) It's FABULOUS LOL




Friday, June 19, 2009

Lurid shower exploits

Chubbs' shower hosted a lurid orgie of shower bottle elite- Pert Plus looks to have not survived...

HAHAHA Sorry I had to share- BC Out!

Rant on the Paps

OME How sick am I of witnessing Kristen Stewart being stalked by middle-aged men w/cameras/video while pumping gas?!!

Do these lame-o paps really think they're going to be the ones to break the Kristen and Rob Pattz r in love story?!?! Come on.

I'm initiating order 66 on their asses >:(

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Thursday, June 18, 2009

TWI E-cards

Hallmark.com has some sweet ass TWI birthday e-cards. They are FAB! Check 'em out!

Only down side is they aren't the free ones...damn corporate BS. Regardless they're worth previewing.

In one Edward reads people's minds for the birthday girl and they're all thinking of her! In the other the birthday girl is accused of being a vamp...best gift ever.

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Buffy replacement show 6 yrs in the making

FINALLY I have a Buffy replacement show!!! :) I'll be sinking my teeth into (I love running w/a pun)Vampire Diaries come this Fall on the CW Thurs. @7pm.

Wow, how pumped am I for this Fall?!?! New Moon and VD- Oh, just realized I won't be using that abreviation- VDiaries!! Plus, Mia from Degrassi (Nina Dobrev) plays the main char. Elena. Too much. I am vibrating w/excitement :D

Check out the wicked sexy promo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgygFh6oLOw

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All a Twitter

Ok people I'm on Twitter now- that's right I Tweet. Follow me :}https://twitter.com/BDazzC (Username: BDazzC)

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

It's happened...

First I fell for Zac Efron (thanks a load HSM3!) and now I'm on Twitter. I swear this one is to advance my career though...seriously it is.

http://twitter.com/BDazzC

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Tuesday, June 16, 2009

New Rule!

New Rule: Birthing a surplus of 6+ kids does not justify giving sexually irresponsible masochists reality shows. Hell, if that's all it takes to get a TV deal these days sign me up for a shotgun wedding and appointment with Dr. Kamrava.

Ugh, I hate having to ask myself what society has made for itself...makes my brain hurt.

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Intoxicated w/nourishment

Just chugged a protein shake thing (cuz I'm trying to gain back muscle/weight- I know hate me if you like- plus it tasted like soy Easter bunny and I didn't want to taste it any longer than I had to) and now I feel light headed and a bit...dizzy behind the eyes...are there drugs in this stuff or am I just way too used to being malnurished?

BC floating Out!

Monday, June 15, 2009

Worst job EVER

So, as much as I love seeing my fav stars do human things like walk to their cars and shop w/friends (it's like chimps in pants- am I right?) I draw the line at pumping gas and buying smokes. No one needs to see that and it's WEIRD, stalkery and WEIRD.

And the comments these paps yell- I can't take it. "Hey Kristen, I like your new haircut." "Hi Dakota, how have you been?" (they always say the name like they're friends or something) What the what?!- THEY DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU. This has to be the worst job ever. No one likes them and more importantly all the important/famous people hate them. It's a train wreck on all accounts. I would rather bus tables at Big Boy than do this- no joke.

Sorry for the rant.

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Twilight meets Entourage?!?

Ashley Greene aka Alice Cullen seen surfing with none other than Vinny Chase!! Do I smell guest star spot on Entourage??? My two fav worlds are colliding here- my head my explode LOL

Although I don't see Vin doing much of anything athletic unless of course there's a naked girl involved...hmm...

I missed game 7

Taylor Lautner was at Game 7?!!? I'm kicking myself right now! How could Tay be back in his (and my) home state of Michigan and I not know??? I was literally 1.5 hours away from my jailbate crush.
Bad jailbate stalker (that's me scolding myself)

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Blasphemy!!

I wasn't going to add anything today, but I encountered an upsetting post on Cookie's blog (my fav Myspace blog) and couldn't bite my tongue.

Response to an Eclipse bashing post by "Artie" who claims he was "a bit...disappointed" by the book amongst other horror hungry (in that Eclipse lacked New Born battle scenes) comments:

Bit of blasphemy here. Eclipse is my FAVORITE TWI book and although I agree it would've been cool to see the Cullens fight (esp. Alice) I was not disappointed!

PS how have you waited this long to read Eclipse- and no BD yet?! I respectfully disagree Artie. (cut to me sticking my tongue out)

Of course "Artie" doesn't understand- he's a guy! Boo! Link contains the abuse blog http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=477704760&blogId=494679706

PPS I am fresh off a Pushing Daisies is gone forever depression so this bitchy post my be fueled in part by that...

BC Out!

Friday, June 12, 2009

Damn Gossip Rags

Ok so I swore I was done for the day, but I need to sound off on the absurd relationship rumors about Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson. Catch a hint gossip rags- SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND. And Rob is not giving her ultimatums. Please how pathetic do you think he is?! (Just so we're clear he is zero pathetic) You people need to move on to a vaguely realistic story. And if it has to be TWI related try my clandestine affair with Jackson Rathbone :P Ours is a forbidden love...

Shot gun wedding

According to Pop Eater ex-Sopranos star Drea de Matteo aka Adriana is engaged to her baby daddy who is named- wait for it- Shooter Jennings. To cap that doosey of a name off their kid is named Alabama Gypsyrose...hmm. Curious...

Although it's hot that he's a musician and he proposed on stage- seriously...Shooter? What could his nickname possible be? Smith...Wesson?

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Ending worth seeing the movie?

I admit I was intrigued when I first heard about The Hangover especially since it stars one Ed Helms aka The Offices' Andy Bernard- AOH! But all the buzz about the post credits ending just may get me to the theater for this one.

If anyone's seen it let me know if it's worth the $$$.

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Bruno proves too racey for the kiddies

EDIT: Looks like Bruno will hit theaters with a solid R rating- prepare for the homo-humorous antics to assault unsensored.

Accordingto EW via The Wrap Sacha Baron Cohen's new movie Bruno may hit theaters in July with a NC-17 rating. Once again our favorite Brit shock comic will keep us questioning whether we should be laughing or leaving the theater with gratuitous "graphic sexual content".

Hm...are we in for another man on man nude wrestling match?? I sure hope I don't have to see Ken Davitian's (Borat's Azamat) hairy underparts again.

PS check out how he's clearly shaved his legs in the pic. Maybe he's method...

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Megan Fox may turn me...

Everytime I see Megan Fox I'm left wondering why I'm straight (I mean, look at the pic!). She's SO hot- it's ridiculous!

EW has a sultry spread of her in this week's issue (link below) she talks about Transformers and her insecurities in her acting ability. Um...I'm sure no one minds if your portral of Mikaela isn't Oscar par.

I'm not usually into the excessively tat-ed look, but she's lookin' foxy (pun intended). Enhances that naughty persona and bad girl 'tude we all love. Kudos Megan Fox. http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20246950_20263258_20284375,00.html

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My life on the D-list

So, I had to ride my bike to the store today...don't ask. It all sounds fun and games on a breezy 68 degree day but it quickly manifested in the most D-list moment of EVER.

Beside my sweaty pits stinkin' up a perfectly clean shirt it was all good until- brace yourself- I had to (gulp) ride over the I-94 overpass!!!! Not a good idea sur le velo! And there were hills- I don't want to talk about it.

So, I finally get there and realize CRAP I have to ride back. Needless to say it was unpleasant and utterly D-list- I mean you'd never see Hilary Swank pedaling to the store via highway overpasses. So lame... :/ Ugh, just had to vent :P

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Thursday, June 11, 2009

Lovin' The Runaways

OK, so I felt bad about dising Kristen Stewart's fashion choices (I do actually love her) so I thought I'd post some love about her latest project The Runaways. For all of you kiddies that don't remember the real Runaways (aka Joan Jett & Cherie Currie's 70's all girl band) check out the linked vid below. They seriously rocked (well, still rock in some of their cases)! Don't believe me? Peep the pic- hot chick rock fo sheeze!
PS I'm imagining Dakota Fanning as Cherie Currie and LOVING it!

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Much love to my peeps

I had to gush over my uber supportive BFF- great convo today S, very motivating. (Wow, S...I feel like Gossip Girl LOL)

And props need to be given to Chubbs for alerting me to the MI:2 viewing as well as the little suggestion to start a blog...just that little thing. THANKS!

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MI:2- A forgotten gem

Just caught Mission Impossible 2 on Showtime. Can I say I forgot how beautifully testosterone driven this flix was. The end sequence is magnificent- quite possibly the best money shot in the biz occurs when Ethan Hunt saunters through a blazing doorway- the flames reflecting in the luscious Dougray Scott's irises- as a dove flys through...chills

And lest we forget the fanciful "dance off" via Ninja bikes. I don't care what anyone says, Tom Cruise is bad ass when he wants to be.

BC OUt!




Why is Kristen bringing back the t-shirt knot???

Ok, don't get me wrong I'm a serious Kristen Stewart fan- I saw Adventureland just cuz she was in it (it paid off- awesome movie!) but I am so not into this whole knotted t-shirt thing she's rockin'. I rolled that way back in '95...I'm pretty sure I wasn't cool then so why is it ok now? Just sayin'...


On a side note: I had an excellent elocution about Bella's and Edward's relationship on Cookie's (my fav TWI Myspace bud) Myspace blog but I decided not to post it- way too much spoilage. I was affraid I'd ruin Breaking Dawn for too many peeps. Check the link below if you're interested. I'm not even sure if it'll work if you're not signed in to Myspace though. (DON'T RUIN Breaking Dawn for yourself though please- I won't allow it!!!) http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=477704760&blogId=494294873

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Rob's British- it's funny


So, since I’m new and haven’t gotten a chance to dish on TWI here yet I must must must share the funniest link I’ve gotten since I saw the FunnyorDie.com best fight promo for MTV movie awards- Which if you haven’t seen is worth a watch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TKoGFFZkyw).

For those of you who adore not only Edward Cullen (who doesn’t?) but Rob Pattinson as well (again who doesn’t?) enjoy !!! Click the link for tons of hilarious Rob audio quotes. He’s British, no matter what he says it sounds funny LOL http://robert-pattinson.ca/robsexytalk/

Thanx to Cookie, my fav Myspace bud, for this link.
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New Moon official website


So, can we please talk about Taylor Lautner and my jailbait obsession with him? It all started because he’s from Michigan (I am too) and has morphed- much like his incredible bod- into a full on I’m obsessed with a 17 year old creepy/sexy beast. Have you seen the New Moon promo shot of the wolf pack??? Come on!!! Let me tell you, I am not Team Jacob but I’m thinkin’ about it!

And how cute is he with Selena Gomez? It’s a match made in Disney heaven. I love it!

Anywayz in all seriousness I wanted to alert anyone TWI-soft (not TWI-hard like me) to the offical website for New Moon (que my giddy clapping). Click the linage and enjoy the trailer (again giddy clapping) and other fun stuff. I’m thinking it’s not done yet cuz it’s pretty sparse but it’s up which means NM is close! http://www.twilightthemovie.com/
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Pushing Daisies laid to rest

Does anyone else think the cancellation of Pushing Daisies is criminal??? Especially while garbage like I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here still airs. Seriously, did we need to see more Speidi?! (Did I mention I despise reality TV?)

Thankfully Glee will get a fighting chance this fall. Until then I’ll be weeping for the wilted Daisies (que weepy sobs). Now we’ll never get to see the Ned & Chuck pivital Saran wrap sex scene we’ve all been hoping for.

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Lost is sooo played


Okay, I must preface this post by saying I am a former Lost-er. Watching the Jack/Kate/Sawyer triangle develop used to be my fav TV-related activity...BUT

As a member of the self-created Lost Anonymous Group or LAG for those of us who just couldn’t make it through the plot U-turns. Come on guys…time travel? I must say I find myself going through Sawyer withdrawl.

This prompted a visit to ABC’s website where I stumbled upon “LOST Untangled”, a video rundown of the show. Seriously…? This is exactly why I quit watching. I mean do we honestly need a show in our lives that forces us to undergo online tutorials? This girl thinks not.

I’d rather spend my time ogling shirtless Josh Holloway pics. Speaking of which there’s a serious lack of them on ABCs site- Google it and enjoy! (Why is he always wet and/or sweaty/dirty…wait do I care?!)
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Who else loves Contessa Brewer?

Okay, so I know I’m not usually political, but I couldn’t resist on this one. Thanks to EW.com I enjoyed this gem of an “interview” between MSNBC’s Contessa Brewer (ps this woman is seriously hot AND smart) and redball republican John Zeigler. Wow is all I have to say. This actually aired??? You have to peep the linkage. Wait till she demands “Cut the mic!” Who else loves when educated adults fight like 8 yr. olds? I do, I do!! LOL



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Summer Rental Season

Screw the economy- it's time to renew your Netflix subscription and catch up on your "Must Rent List" (don't lie you have one).

One of my picks (if I didn’t already own it) is Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist. Michael Cera can do no wrong in my book and Kat Dennings is fabulous as the “goodie bag” at Nick’s “pity party” over his vixen-esque ex Tris.

One I’m itching for is Adventureland. Just before school starts back up (que tearful children) we’ll get to relive the 80’s in all their misled glory on August 25th. This is one of my favorite movies of the year, so far. Go rent it!

I can’t get enough of Kristen Stewart and her adorable nervous ticks (hands through the hair, poignant blinks, humorless coughed laughs). Plus, Jesse Eisenberg shows us just how much of a sweetie pie he is if we didn’t already know from The Squid & the Whale (another great rental). There’s just something about these “Indie” wandering youth flix that I’m drawn to. Could it be the striking relevance to my own life…?

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Hello World!

BC here introducing myself as your Hollywood blogger extraordinaire . I’ll be reporting on movies, TV and all the stars we love from a female’s perspective. So, prepare yourself for swoony gushes over Robert Pattinson, Leo DiCaprio and the likes. This should be fun so enjoy the blogs!

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